Wwhat's up: Homestuck Eridan Rap battlecA: Wwhat is this, you think you're smooth? Come on, you ain't got nothing, dude. You think your rhymes are sick, wwell they're pretty gay. Your beats are as serious the wwomen's NBA.tG: You wanna bring gay into this fish-boy? I'm not the one who prances around in his super fabulous scarf and dumb-ass cape with a collar higher than the empire state building.cG: DUDE THAT'S NOT EVEN A RAPtG: Pfff, you two don't even deserve my sick beatscA: You just can't handle my swwag you human poser, my rhymes will push you ovver like a big-ass bulldozer. You think you can keep up? Wwell good fucking luck. My beats are so fast they'll leavve you (home)stuck.tG: Dude the reason you're mad all the time? It's because your blood's so red all the other trolls act like you committed a crime. Why don't you just sit back and take a chill? You'd be way less of a tool if you'd get out of everyone's grill.cA: You keep trying to drop beats but I got you wwhipped. You jams are lame and you smell like shit.